{"id":768,"date":"2008-11-18T07:59:20","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T06:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/?p=768"},"modified":"2021-12-22T16:23:22","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T15:23:22","slug":"poetry-spam-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/?p=768","title":{"rendered":"Bauer, ledig, dichtet"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><a href=\"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/?p=768\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-907 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/poetry-spam-weiss.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"113\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a>Eine Fernsehsendung auf 3plus<\/address>\n<address>nahm des Dichters Ader in Beschuss.<\/address>\n<address>Poetry Spam wurde\u00a0sogleich gestartet,<\/address>\n<address>darauf hat\u00a0die Welt gewartet.<\/address>\n<address>Diese Soap, die ist nicht bieder,<\/address>\n<address>der Bauer ledig, der sucht wieder.<\/address>\n<address><!--more-->\u00a0<\/address>\n<address>Andreas, Arnold, Bruno,<\/address>\n<address>alle sch\u00f6ner als der Kuno.<\/address>\n<address>Claudio, Heiri und der Koni,<\/address>\n<address>die sind vielleicht sowas von funny.<\/address>\n<address>Martin, Roland, Ueli, Urs,<\/address>\n<address>alle stehen hoch im Kurs.<\/address>\n<address>Die K\u00fche singen Liebeslieder,<\/address>\n<address>der Bauer ledig, der sucht wieder.<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/address>\n<address>Ein Z\u00fcrcher, der halb nackt<\/address>\n<address>holzhackt.<\/address>\n<address>Ein Zuger, der seinen Traktor liebt,<\/address>\n<address>ein Berner, der eine ruhige Kugel schiebt.<\/address>\n<address>Ein B\u00fcndner, der sich nicht rasiert,<\/address>\n<address>ein Walliser, der mit einer Kuh kollidiert.<\/address>\n<address>Diese Jungs fahren in die Glieder,<\/address>\n<address>der Bauer ledig, der sucht wieder.<\/address>\n<address>\u00a0<\/address>\n<address>\n<address>Viele Schafe, Ziegen und eine Sau,<\/address>\n<address>auf MTV w\u00fcrd&#8217;s heissen &#8222;pimp up my cow&#8220;.<\/address>\n<address>Die Bauernm\u00fctter alle an der Raffel,<\/address>\n<address>\n<address>die Titelmelodie noch von der ersten Staffel.<\/address>\n<address>Ein Moderator, dessen Dialekt man nicht versteht,<\/address>\n<\/address>\n<\/address>\n<address>ein virtuelles Traktorrennen, wenn man auf die <a href=\"https:\/\/www.3plus.tv\/bauer-ledig-sucht\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Homepage<\/a> geht.<\/address>\n<address>Das Product-Placement, es walzt uns nieder,<\/address>\n<address>\n<address>der Bauer ledig, der sucht wieder.<\/address>\n<\/address>\n<address>\u00a0<\/address>\n<address>Dazu viele Frauen, einsame Herzen,<\/address>\n<address>die suchen Bauern &#8211; ich tu&#8216; nicht scherzen.<\/address>\n<address>Doch jetzt wird 3plus so richtig gemein:<\/address>\n<address>nur jede Zweite darf in des Bauern Bett hinein!<\/address>\n<address>Auf Strohballen harren sie nerv\u00f6s,<\/address>\n<address>manche blicken ziemlich b\u00f6s.<\/address>\n<address>Einige sehen aus wie Patty Schnyder,<\/address>\n<address>der Bauer ledig, der sucht wieder.<\/p>\n<address><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-307\" src=\"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/trennlinie.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"10\" \/><\/address>\n<address><em>Poetry Spam:<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Pointiert formulierte Gedanken mit aktuellem Bezug?<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Samichlaus-Prosa,\u00a0kompletter Unfug?<\/em><\/address>\n<address>Niemand weiss, was das Ganze soll.<\/address>\n<address>Toll!<\/address>\n<address>\u00a0<\/address>\n<address>Und f\u00fcr alle, die bis hierhin litten:<\/address>\n<address><a href=\"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/?cat=27\">Hier geht&#8217;s zu weiteren Poesie-Fehltritten!<\/a><\/address>\n<address>\u00a0<\/address>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Fernsehsendung auf 3plus nahm des Dichters Ader in Beschuss. Poetry Spam wurde\u00a0sogleich gestartet, darauf hat\u00a0die Welt gewartet. Diese Soap, die ist nicht bieder, der Bauer ledig, der sucht wieder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry_spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":80,"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8537,"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions\/8537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.logoroe.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}